Ten Commandments of the Bronx County Hall of Justice

1. Thou must pull up, and keep up, thy Trousers.
2. If a Youth, thou art Advised to bring thy Mother.
3. If thou seeketh thy Attorney, thou must approach every individual dressed in business attire.
4. Thou must place thy cell phone on "vibrate", lest thy Lil' Wayne Ringtone disturb the Sanctum Legis.
5. Speaking of the Sanctum Legis, thou must leave the crying Baby outside. 
6. Thou must refrain from wearing the shirt commonly known as a "Wife Beater". Put another way, thou must not show thy Biceps.
7. Thou must not curse off thy judge, lest thou be Remanded.
8. If thou art asked to Allocute, thusly admitting thy commission of a Crime, it is advised for thou to remember the specifics of thy Crime, and not resort to Vagueries.
9. Thou must Show Up.
10. Thou must Wait.